2007 Chevy Suburban 2500 LS
V8 6.0 Vortec
170k Miles
Seats 9
 
You read that right! This is an extremely RARE 2500, basically a unicorn among Suburban’s, which is also why it’s white. Why do I need a 2500 instead of a 1500? Because it’s essentially a ¾ ton truck and you can tow anything you want.
There’s enough space inside that you can fit 8 of your friends, or two smart cars. Let me put it this way; if you have been posting on Facebook how excited you are for pumpkin latte season, then this vehicle is NOT for you. However if you like to go hunting for bigfoot on your way home from work and you might need to tow a camper up the side of a mountain in a place with no roads, then the 2500 is what you’re looking for.
It is not new, it’s not pristine, it is used but in great condition. This unicorn is proud to be American made with solidly built parts.
-If you get offended easily, or feel that the world owes you something, then this vehicle is NOT for you.
-If you consider the 2nd amendment an anachronistic relic then this vehicle is NOT for you.
-If you own a Bieber album, white Oakley’s, an affliction t-shirt or some candy-ass stitched pocket jeans then this vehicle is NOT for you.
 
If, however you consider adverse weather and bad roads a good time then this vehicle is for you!
Do you have balls of steel? Good news, with so much cabin space inside, they’ll fit with no problem.
Do you laugh at danger?
Have any of your friends quit hanging out with you because you were too much fun?
Do you consider the Prius and smart cars an abominable affront to the God of horsepower, torque and the all mighty internal combustion?
If you answered in the affirmative to the preceding: THIS VEHICLE IS FOR YOU.
 
DETAILS:
-Previous owner barely got it dirty, but I remedied that by taking her out on many dirt roads and adventures.
-She saved my life. Out in the desert, a rattle snake charged at me and I was able to climb high to safety. It’s a true story.
-You can sleep in it. It’s plenty comfortable for 2-3 people to sleep in the back of it. But I wouldn’t recommend; 5 full size hunters, 4 large dogs, 3 hobbits, 2 raccoons, and bigfoot.
-It’s got a sweet roof rack. Can you haul kayaks? Sure. Can you put a cooler up there? If you can lift it that high. Can you put your kids up there? Probably a bad idea. But if you can lift it up and strap it down you can put almost anything up there. Plus, it has a built-in shovel holder… just in case you need a shovel in the dark in the middle of nowhere.
-4WD is legendary. Will it work in deep desert sand from a stop going up a hill? Why yes, yes it will. Will it help me stop faster in the snow/ice? No, that isn’t how 4WD works… go read the driving manual again.
-Did we get the oil changed every 3 months? No, because we don’t drive it enough. But, do we get the oil changed when we hit the recommended mileage? Hell yeah we do!
-This badass v8 starts and runs like a proverbial champ. You could park this beast at the bottom of a lake for 2 years and it would still fire right up.
-Tranny operates so well that it’s boring… nothing to report there.
-Heated leather seats? I think you mean ‘instant swamp ass’… Nope, none of that nonsense. All you’ll find here is some soft quality cloth seats in excellent condition.
-Fuel. Yes, she likes fuel. But averaging 13 MPG is a small price to pay to own a glorious off-roading unicorn.
-Led Off-road Lightbar. For those time when simple headlights just aren’t enough, and you need the full wrath of the sun to rain down.
-Side steps. When you throw your back out sparring with Chuck Norris, you can use these awesome side steps to assist you into the vehicle.
-CD Player. If you’re into history and own some ancient CD relics, and if they don’t have a bunch of scratches on them, you can put them to good use. (Or just use the AUX cable)
-Steering Wheel Controls. When you want to impress your passengers with your magic skills, simply use the handy steering wheel controls. Or, if you just don’t feel like moving your arm 6 inches to turn up the volume.
-Back up camera. No, just turn your neck.
-DVD Player. No, make your kids looks out the window and use their imagination … it’s good for them.
-Floor mats. Not just any floor mats, custom weatherproof floor mats covering all the floor surfaces.
-Seats 9 people. How is that possible you ask, well let me tell you. There’s an additional seat in the middle of the front, it isn’t comfortable, and only really tiny people should go there, but it still counts technically. Also, just in case you DON’T want an extra 3 people, you can just pop your rear row out and hide those puppies in the garage. No one needs to know that you had extra space for Aunt Karen, it’ll be our secret.
 
QUESTIONS:
What’s wrong with it? She’s depressed that she’s just parked all the time. Also, there’s a patch of paint missing on the roof, but it’s not noticeable unless you’re taller than 7 feet. Please don’t bring this up in front of her though, she gets embarrassed about her premature balding. Don’t worry though, it’s just primer, no rust. A little bit of paint and she’ll be 👌 ‘real nice’. Needs tire pressure sensors… or you can just change the display screen and ignore it like we do.
Why are you selling it? Because it sits at home all the time like a grown ass adult child that won’t get a job and move out. She deserves to live a life full of adventure.
Want a cheap car? Go buy that minivan from your neighbor, it already has a stick figure family on the back and chicken nuggets smashed into the carpet.
Will you take (insert ridiculously stupid low offer here)? No. If I wanted (ridiculously low offer), I would have asked (ridiculously low offer).
 

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Here are specs for 2016 Odyssey EX:
3.5L 6cyl
Combined MPG    22
Total Seating    8
Front wheel drive
Transmission    6-speed automatic
EPA Mileage Est. (Cty/Hwy)    19/28 mpg
Range In Miles (Cty/Hwy)    399.0/588.0 mi.
Fuel Tank Capacity    21.0 gal.
Fuel Type    Regular unleaded
Cylinder Deactivation
Torque    250 ft-lbs. @ 4800 rpm
Base Engine Size    3.5 l
Horsepower    248 hp @ 5700 rpm
Turning Circle    35.1 ft.
Cylinders    V6
4-Wheel ABS   
Hands-Free Entry
Power Windows
Heated Mirrors
Clock
Compass
External Temperature Display
Trip Computer   
Tachometer
Bucket Front Seats
Power Adjustable Driver Seat With Lumbar Support
8 -Way Power Driver Seat
4 -Way Power Passenger Seat
Removable Storage Center Armrest
Third Row Seats Folds Into Floor 
Rear Ventilation Ducts
Reclining Rear Seats
Split-Folding Rear Seatback
Maximum Towing Capacity    3500 lbs.
Exterior Color: White   
Interior Color: Beige, cloth
Inside Mounted Spare Tire
Alloy Wheels
Rear Door Child Safety Locks
Daytime Running Lights
Engine Immobilizer   
Rear Center 3-Point Belt   
Child Seat Anchors   
Dual Front Side-Mounted Airbags   
Stability Control
Emergency Braking Assist
Passenger Airbag Occupant Sensing Deactivation
Remote Anti-Theft Alarm System
2 Front Headrests Adjustable    
3 Rear Headrests Adjustable    
Dusk Sensing Headlamps   
Auto Delay Off Headlamps   
Tire Pressure Monitoring   
Traction Control   
Ventilated Front Disc / Solid Rear Disc Brakes   
Blind Spot Camera
Front, Rear And Third Row Head Airbags   
270 Watts Stereo Output   
AM/FM Stereo   
Auxiliary Audio Input And USB With External Media Control
USB Connection
1 Subwoofer(S)
7 Total Speakers
Audio And Cruise Controls On Steering Wheel
Overhead Console With Storage
Cruise Control   
Keyless Ignition
Three Zone Climate Control
Electric Power Steering
Rear View Camera
Tilt And Telescopic Steering Wheel
Universal Remote Transmitter (For Garage Door, Security System, Etc.)   
Interior Air Filtration

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