New and Used Cars For Sale in Bicknell, UT

1980 Buick LeSabre Custom

$700

Mileage: 204,782

Bicknell, UT | 11 Days

💥💥FOR SALE💥💥
BUY ONE GET ONE FREE!
1994 Buick Lesbare
$700 OBO
🗣 This ol Thang is for sale for $700!!! Don’t say you don’t got the Bread! We all got that $600 Stimmy and for another Franklin and a 5 gal Bucket it could be yours!!
Has 204,782 Miles! Ya know what they say, barely broke or barely broke in? 🧐
If you’re a single guy, and you were hoping to get Laid this summer, don’t even bother reading this add 🥸 if your looks didn’t hold you back, this car will. Owning this will Guarantee you a Spot on Jerry Springer! 🗣 Which is better than inviting girls to your weekly Dungeons and Dragons Game in your moms basement!
The Good -
This car Doesn’t have any type of Voodoo or Ancient Chinese Curse placed upon it!
Thing gets Great Fuel mileage! 👊🏻 while it’s 8x’s a bigger Cock Block than my personality, Atleast it does so with 22 miles to the gallon!
Has Some new parts thrown @ it.
Has the Legendary 3800 3.8 Liter Motor.
The Bad -
The A/C compressor is Seized up and Burns belts faster than a Black Lives Matter Protest.
Could use some break work! They scream loader than a Trump Rally and are about as useless as Gender Studies in Pakistan.
🎶 Has a Massive dent on the passenger door,
Apparently there’s a LIMIT to “Parkour”
Cause there’s a Dent on my door
And 2020 made my ass sore
🎶
(If you didn’t sing to that you clearly don’t deserve this car!!)
The Gas gauge is like a Drunk girl on her period. Confusing, 1/4 off on brain cells
and mostly useless. But does indeed work... slightly.... mostly.... Its rather 1/4 tank off.
This thing drives faster than your Stimulus check disappears, so fast the paint is fading off the roof and other areas.
Took off the drivers side mirror attempting to out maneuver a wild Deer! Chicks dig a man that doesn’t use mirrors either 🥴
Tires aren’t great... but neither is our government so there’s that-
The Engine light doesn’t seem to ever shut off! But with some black Tape or a Sharpy i can Fix that free of charge! Or ignore it like you do your other Fluids 🤷🏼‍♂️
Comes equipped with a Aftermarket Stereo! Can listen to ALL the R-Kelly songs a man could want!
With a Iced Tea in the cup Holder what more could you want going into 2021! I mean, look @ 2020 after all.
Not Good enough? Hell why don’t we throw in a BUY ONE GET ONE FREE offer! ANOTHER BUICK!! Get this Engine Blown to Hell Free Parts Buick - a get away 1 stop parked forever Vehicle! Endless drug Opportunities 👌🏻
Get @ me if interested!!
Will need to be trailered
435-616-3778

2015 Ford F-350 Platinum

$35,000

Mileage: 216,000

Bicknell, UT | 19 Days

Very nice truck in great condition. 80 percent of miles are highway miles so it is still very solid. It is deleted and straight piped so no emissions crap. It has a B&W fifth wheel hitch and it has airbags with air compressor and air tank and a control valve in the cab. It has really bright aftermarket fog lights. Tires are almost new. Transfer tank and tool box are not for sale but it will be wired for a transfer tank to one of the auxiliary switches in the cab. No scams. Text is preferred.

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