Are you interested in a car that will not only reliably and comfortably get you from A to B, but make you feel like one of the rich kids in high school? Full of that early 2010s luxury and charm, the lightly worn leather (complete with heated seats!) will make you feel like you're on your way to spend Daddy's money at the mall on Orange Julius, Annie's pretzels, and trendy Hollister jeans. Gleaming wood details give it an "old money" kind of feel, while the price is completely reasonable.

Sure, the paint is a little beat up, a lot like your confidence after attempting that intro to calculus class. But the overall impression is shiny, cherry red, classic beauty (which is NOT a whorish color, grandpa. It's classy. Like Marilyn Monroe, or Coca-Cola).

Enjoy the gentle yet efficient acceleration as you ease onto congested I-15. Commute to your favorite CD care of the pretty good sound system, and if you're feeling high tech, connect your phone to the Bluetooth so you can actually listen to those podcasts you tell everyone about. Sure it's a little old, but the car is still running great. A lot like your high functioning anxiety, it just keeps on keeping on. Yes, it’s pushing 190k, but Lexus engines are basically immortal unless you actively try to kill them. And even then, they’ll probably just passive-aggressively purr until the end of time.

The sunroof can even make that trip to the pharmacy feel like a vacation as the wind tousles your hair. Unlike new cars, this one doesn’t come with a subscription fee for your heated seats or the need to “update software” just to turn left.

So far the only thing wrong that we can find is the tire pressure sensor is always on; much like that one theater kid in high school who thought they were one monologue from being "discovered." The tires are in good shape. The leather is less worn out than your patience. The car doesn’t smell funny, a real perk. Though we can make the whole thing smell like Axe body spray if it helps sell the nostalgia.

Bottom line: this Lexus will outlive your student loan payments and at least two of your future relationships. Pull up to any Olive Garden and watch the valet kid assume you tip in $20s. It’s like that dependable ex who always shows up when you need them,except you don’t have to text it back.