This Tesla has true lifetime Unlimited Supercharging and Ludicrous Mode, which means two things: 1) road trips cost $0, and 2) passengers will involuntarily swear when you floor it. Tesla doesn’t offer either of these anymore. One saves you money forever, the other rearranges internal organs on demand. Plug in anywhere on the Supercharger network, never pay, then leave everyone else at the light questioning their life choices. It’s financially responsible and wildly irresponsible at the same time.

This is a P90D, so you get dual-motor AWD, absurd acceleration, and confident winter driving. It includes Autosteer / Autopilot for long drives, lifetime premium connectivity (no monthly data fee — ever), and a recent infotainment computer upgrade that makes the screen fast, smooth, and actually enjoyable to use. You can even watch Netflix while you're supercharging, making long trips a pleasure. It’s the rare early Tesla that still feels current, but keeps all the features newer cars quietly took away.

• P90D Performance

• Ludicrous Mode

• Dual-motor AWD

• 0–60 in ~2.8 seconds

• Lifetime unlimited Supercharging (transferable)

• Autosteer / Autopilot (permanent)

• Upgraded infotainment computer (recent MCU upgrade $1,500)

• Lifetime premium connectivity (no monthly fee)

• Air suspension

• Panoramic glass roof

• Heated front seats

• Power liftgate

• 2 key fobs

• All-weather tires (no seasonal swaps needed)

• Over-the-air software updates

Yes, it’s priced higher than some Model S listings — and that’s intentional. Lifetime Supercharging, Ludicrous Mode, and unlimited free premium connectivity are no longer available on new Teslas at any price. You can buy a cheaper one, or you can buy this one and never pay to charge, never pay for data, and still have Ludicrous acceleration on tap. If you know what these features are worth, this car makes sense immediately.

I have the title and the CARFAX in hand. Ready to sell.