2007 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon

Motor - 11,500 miles

Body - 170,077 miles

Price - $10,999

I’ve had this little red riding hood for nine years and I absolutely love this thing. A lot of fun was had rock crawling in Moab and muddying at the American Fork canyon with my daughters and friends, but life went another direction and midlife crises told me to go fly airplanes. What was I thinking?! Aviation is more expensive than a divorce.

Had to sell one of my kidneys and the left lugnut to pay for flight training & time building, but that wasn't enough, I have to get my Airline Transport Pilot Certification (ATP-CTP) and log 15 more hours on a multi engine aircraft, so Jeep has to go.

Six years ago one of the cylinders decided to go separate ways, it broke my heart and my wallet. I had to replace the engine, a brand new one out of the box, then I bought a SXS and never took the Jeep four wheeling again.

The body has 170,077 miles, but the engine has only 11,500 miles. So you’re basically buying a new engine, and I’ll throw in a free Jeep.

New brakes, new battery, new sway bar link, new other stuff down there, and new slanted soft top never been installed still in the box.

Sometimes when driving between 30 and 45 mph and you run over a toothpick you get a death wobble, just press the brakes and turn the wheel a little, and it stops. It’s a Jeep thing, no extra for this “keep you awake” feature.

Ok, so she ain’t as purdy as she looks in them pictures, she’s got some Moab scars on the passenger doors, and a crack on the windshield (pictures included).

Social media profile pictures you know, new iPhones make us look way better than real life. Like that one time you went on a date and she was 30 years older than she looked on her Instagram posts.

Hey, you have a new engine, if you want a brand new body too you’re gonna have to pay $80k for a new Jeep. So just buy this one and give her a paint lift and a tire augmentation, and she’ll look just as good for a fraction of the price.

These things were built to play in the mud, not to drive up and down Main Street with car lashes on the headlights.

Yeah she has a rebuilt tittle, CARFAX report shows a minor to moderate damage in 2016. GenZ driver spilled coffee, hurt his feelings, and got ran over by a scooter with two dudes on it. Jeep got totaled and insurance gave him a new Mini Cooper.

But wait, there’s more! Buy this thing and I’ll take you flying on my plane for an hour with complementary Twinkie and half can of Coke while listening to "I Just Wanna Fly" by Sugar Ray. Just don’t touch anything, and keep your mouth shut.