2004 BMW X3! It's (old enough to be) A CLASSIC! Featuring BMW's famous, rock solid, inline 6! CLEAN TITLE! Less than 156,830 miles! Most... er... a lot of the luxury items still (mostly) work! NEW(ish) TIRES! Authentic Battle Damage (metaphorically speaking)! Let's talk about the things that still work!:

• Engine (the valve cover gasket doesn't even leak onto the exhaust manifold anymore)

• Transmission (Just put in a new transfer case servo and replaced the fluid in-fact)

• Suspension

• power windows (3 of the 4 at least)

• Panoramic Moonroof (as long as you don't open it all the way... please don't open it all the way)

• Radio (CD player probably would too if you can get it to let go of the book on tape that's lived in there for half a decade)

• Air-conditioning (no, really, it does for reals)

• Air bags (both of them now, thanks to the recall)

• Tires (did I mention that they're new?)

• Windshield wipers (The wiper fluid thing works too if you don't mind all of the fluid leaking out within a day)

• The oil pan (the gasket works less well. But it holds oil in MUCH better than the wiper fluid container. Top off the oil every few months and you'll be fine)

Is it the hottest new thing? No, but does it feel practically brand new? Also no. But it drives and the check engine light doesn't come on, and that's all that really matters, isn't it? Just come buy it and you can tell everyone that you own a European car.