This is a 1996 Subaru Impreza Outback Sport with 250,000 miles, and it’s still out here living its best life. If you’re tired of delicate modern cars that panic when a sensor gets dusty, meet a vehicle that has seen everything and still clocks in for work every day.

Specs & Glorious Features:

• Automatic transmission (so you can sip your coffee like a civilized adult)

• Legendary Subaru All-Wheel Drive

• Power windows & power locks (luxury, 1996-style)

• ABS brakes (for those “oh no” moments)

• All-weather floor mats – because mud builds character, not carpets

• Clean Utah title

Cosmetically? Let’s call it “honest.” The paint has achieved patina, and yes — it has rust that you’d expect from a 30-year-old Subaru that’s seen winters.

She’s not fast, but she is faithful. Starts every morning out of spite and refuses to quit.

Perfect for:

• Students

• Ski bums

• First-time drivers

• People who think a car payment is a personal attack

If you want a vehicle with a soul, a sense of humor, and the ability to survive the apocalypse, this is your ride.